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Back in the seventies and eighties I wrote a number of articles and columns for several publications that focused mostly on issues of the day in a humorous vein.  Several people who remember those days have suggested I reprint some of them, and in looking at them I was especially surprised at how relevant some of the themes are today.  Change a few names and some could have been written today.

While these pieces have nothing to do with Reines or pedigrees, our website seemed like a good forum to offer something different that you will hopefully find to be an entertaining change of pace.  And if you get a few laughs reading some of the material, then it's worth the time cluttering up an over-cluttered web.

I'll add source credits later but all of the material was published in the '70's and early '80's, mostly in either Turf & Sport Digest or The Horsemen's Journal.  If some names or references escape you, blame it happily on your youth.  If on the other hand you remember some of these incidents, then we're both showing our age.

Someone recently asked me if I had a favorite among the numerous pieces I wrote and if I had to pick one it would probably be 'The Saga of Snowflake,' no doubt inspired by the great old movie "Kentucky," but with a contemporary (at the time) twist. 

--Ron Parker

But You Gotta Wear A Tie

Candle Power

Conversations Of The Fourth Kind

Derby Stories You Never Read

Don't Just Test The Horses

Dress Codes

Fan Awards

Get Drunk At Delaware

Horse Racing Digest

Incident On A Rainy Night

Little Known Awards

Martian Racing

Most Unbelievable Racing Stories of 1979

On Becoming a Racing Writer

Racing Gets A Czar

Sam's Shoppe

Sue 'Em All

Tell It Like It Is, Howard

The Advice Column

The Bicentennial

The Breeders' Cup Media

The Cockroach

The Code Creator

The Director of Triple Crown Controversy

The Dreamer

The Fertility Question

The Fly Problem

The Future of Racing

The Grocery Store Bookie

The Manure Crisis

The Name Game

The Promotions Collector

The Saga of Snowflake

The Sex Symbol

The Six Million Dollar Horse

The Stooper

The Talking Horse

The Telephone Tout

The Track Loan